There used to be these things called talk shows. Not the heavily scripted plugfests (not that they weren't plugging, but it was more straightforward and less manipulative) that we have now, but shows revolving around fabulous conversations with often B or C or D listed celebs ( there were As too) — each one witty as…

Every time someone mentions Woody Allen as if he has a right to exist in a normal context of living instead of being regarded as a creeper deserving of contempt I get skeeved out.

I found my people.

That’s all true, but I do not think anyone is pretending that this idle gossip is news.

Just my type!

I'm also drinking bourbon and watching Chopped!

And, in the morning, they will leave a note on your bedside table that says, “Your awesome.”

Omg. You win the Internet for today. I'd probably still do both of them, but leave before breakfast.

In general, I’m finding myself really starting to like the new cast. Everyone is really starting to sync together. Except for Kenan...ugh he can’t act AT ALL and I don’t understand why he is still around. In fact, the men are pretty weak but the female cast members are outstanding. Love Leslie Jones because with just…

Not compared to me.

“I don’t advocate that these uncivilized women who removed their brassieres should be beaten with toxic stingray tails, but those who organized such an event should be.”

Why is this a story? He clearly said the women should not be beaten with stingray tails.

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I think it’s more like:

My husband of 7 years left when I told him I was pregnant. Even though we wanted to get pregnant. I have long since forgiven him-but for me and my son. I don’t deserve to carry around the weight of that loneliness and anger. And my son needs a positive mother. It’s not easy, but it’s SO FREEING, and it allowed me to…

Nope—sixty-year-old woman who’s seen many marriages fall apart.

Again (and again, and again), it’s old enough to know it’s a terrible idea, but for many people, they still don’t have the maturity to actually turn that knowledge into not doing the stupid thing. This is what keg stands and affairs and B.A’s in Communications have in common - it’s dumb as fuck on the face of it, but…

Piper is one of the best and most complex characters on television. I love every second she’s on screen.

Piper is one of my favorite television characters ever.

Claire Danes was 24 at the time - well within the range when people don’t have the maturity to comport themselves well in the face of “true love.” Billy Crudup was 34 and had a kid on the way. One of them is a forgivable asshole, at least, while the other should have been too busy supporting his new family to have his…