When she rests her hand on her chin she looks like she’s sighing. She’s so lit up that her googly eyes seem like they’d have cartoon hearts streaming out.

Love this love him but his answer to how do you balance being a pm and father (which I appreciate was asked of a powerful man for once!) was severely lacking. A) he didn’t mention a nanny or the work his wife does to make this possible and B) his definition of balance was “I make time to do PM stuff, and I make time…

Nooo. I feel like I need to learn all about birds get like a birding license or something just to avoid this terror. I wouldn't know a mocking bird from a...another bird. Except it probably sounds like it's mocking you before attacking you, which is doubly cruel.

That last sentence made me giggle for a sec, thanks : )

Wait so it wasn't like this at all on account of it stuck up - this is remarkable because it's luxuriant but also mature looking

Enablement

Attacked by birds? As in the movie the birds? That’s a thing that happens? Omg terror!!!! Why what birds I don’t understand could this happen to me aaah

Touché

In the town of Put a Bird On It? The chances are just too odd!

Last time I checked out there was a sign taped to the checkout counter that was about salmonella contamination in almonds with expiration date x warning to dispose. I had bought almonds around that time. I really wish they had straight up said something out loud/done a PR tour. I could have not seen that sign! I could…

I cackled.

Lea Michele reminds me of some personified collection of Cosmopolitan Basic accessories.

Omg this beginning level trolldom is actually kind of cute

Trader joes dark chocolate has milk?

Haha that meme has been over for like three weeks! They have the lifespan of a sigh

Lol wut

10 to 1 the majority (maybe even vast majority) don’t know what Super Tuesday is. We also have exceedingly low primary turnout. Political education - and education in general - is very, very low. I won’t say it’s a conspiracy of the elite (who slash education budgets + are anti-science), but it certainly serves them…

This (their yearly total) is how much I spend per year on clothes I own (I have no idea if that’s egregious or not. I often thrift?). Not sure id want to return. If it were like $30 a month for extra fun? hell yes.

Oh, I’ll be voting and supporting til the last, and will still be following and supporting his career regardless. If we can’t get him in the White House - which I’m still hoping we can - making his views known and allowing him to educate more people on ways to move the needle to the left is still huge. There are now…

So sad he likely won't be our president. It would be so nice to have another decent person in office. Obama seems like an exception now : /