But sometimes he is such a funny gem

I’ve been laughing at “Jody highroller”’s tweets for awhile now and just found out JH = riffraff...whaaaat. Don’t judge a book by its white-boy-with-cornrows cover, ya’ll

Re: that picture. What is this again about men aging like fine wine in comparison to women?

If I wanted an erratic cumshot near my eye I would be calling my ex boyfriend HEY-O!

I don’t think celebs are stupid; I think celebs are people and people have a good mix of smart and stupid. Comedians as a whole are an exceptional bunch because they’re the last intellectuals/writers who can really, truly be considered “celebs.”

No I’m not kidding - did not read that...

If I were her husband and not cheating this whole thing would absolutely make me start side-eyeing other women before I cut out. It’s...unattractive.

Kinda sad that people only know the gentrified, white Brooklyn. Most of bk is still not this. But Eva amurri grew up rich and coddled and in a beautiful, gentrified part so she needs to but the fuck up

This is very “the woman doth protest too much.” Like those couple who obsessively post happy photos of themselves before their relationship implodes.

Or, they’re dealing with cold bitch moms who are perceiving you as a threat to their families/marriages and so treat you like shit. (I didn’t understand this was why one mom was an asshole to me until a neighbor said she suspected that was the case. I wouldn’t bang her sad, whipped husband with a ten foot pole.)

The last parents I nannied for always made me make their bed though (and put fresh sheets/blankets on)? But then the dad also walked around in his boxers. And hugged everyone (including me) a lot and made his kid hug everyone as a *rule.* and listened to the dead. And didn't pay me for canceled days. Rich hippies are…

How can Susan Sarandon - who is the best - have created progeny that is *the worst*?

I read that part, checked her name, read it again, wondered again if I was confused about this being Susan fucking Sarandon’s kid, and then finally concluded that she was delusional.

Just because that happens doesn’t mean anyone *definitely* did anything. People accidentally send embarrassing shit at a high rate - probably higher than they pull that move - all the time.

Wow. Just googled and he’s gorgeous. The text the girl sent didn’t indicate any plotting - just attraction - and if I were young and dumb I might send that to a friend as well...girl got unlucky when she sent it to the wrong person. As far on her actually acting out, who the hell knows. It’s rare a man is the more…

I’m just gonna say it - these women are not hot. While normally I wouldn’t care, isn’t that like half the show? They have all the trappings of hot - sorority girl hair and boobs - but they are not attractive. Maybe I should get my style did like that so I, too, can go on the bachelor and put on airs of hotness to win…

Because she’s so much cooler?

Omg I just got it

He was pretty as a teen/early twenty something but he's never been hot. His face is not hot. He does not have a hot bod. He is not hot.

That (tmz vid) looks like a tobacco vape, not a pot vape. Not to burst yo bubble. Still pretty sure he’s mellowed out on *something.* I would be to if I had to face that madness. (Also to that pap yelling “you’re a king, Leo!” You are a gross sycophant - what are you doing with your life. You are the reason why Leo…