Dafuq? Not even by any stretch of postmodern aesthetic argument could you redeem that abomination. Someone is trolling.

Oh I know who Jean Ralphio is (hence why I think he’s hilarious) but that’s not his real name - it’s his parks’ name. Blanked on real name — it’s Ben Schwartz.

So like occasionally this happens? “Very rarely” is confusing...

Still very Yoko though. Less abstract but still high on the weird analogy and twee factor, though.

Jesus fuck the things I wanna do to Prof Chavez (Rodriguez) when I look at that pic. Who’s the third guy? The last one is hilarious but different category. Like I wanna buy an ice cream with him and stroll around the city talking about bad jokes and maybe then start to date him and adopt a kitten named Lone Ranger.…

Ooh I will, thank you!

Gwyneths exist, guys, and they’ve all recently moved to San Francisco!

Like Donald trump with Megyn Kelly. Full grown (I say with reserve) men using gendered insults against women who do their job and ask questions any male journalist would. Clearly they must be “bitches.”

That is a serious insult to Kevin Malone.

You’re smart and clever and I like you.

This is exactly what is going to happen. Exfuckingactly.

The NYT ran an editorial about how an Iowa loss would bear out for his shtick (sense of self?) recently:

Noooooo. Stahp. Don’t. (Etc.) It’s not too late for you.

This guy looks like every bad decision I made from ages 15-26 (before I got truly woke.)

That doesn’t make it any less disturbing, though - probably more so! I mean imagine reading that with not a lot feminist background/context...you may actually seek this dynamic out thinking it’d be *awesome.* As someone who’s been in an emotionally abusive relationship, I’ll pass!

Yeah that last bit about abuse is why I haven't and don't want to read it. Blech.

Haha yeah I guess one generation removed makes it a liiiiittle better.

Thanks : ).

Haha your family sounds fun. If I’m ever a mom this will totally be the kind of mom I am. My mom is he best in a lot of ways but I can’t imagine her saying anything about climbing a tree. Too sophisticated/nervous.

Your grandma? I would be mortified, but amused. Is she like an endearing kook of some kind? What does she tell you? “No, grandma, I don’t need to know how hot you found that ball gag scene.”