That guy is hilarious. He's in a new comedy, right? John something? His delivery even in this gif is perfect. I can't even remember what I've seen him in, but he's always perfect!

This is offensive. So are the sweatshops they use.

I’d just assume you were a contractor who also dabbled in home bartending. Get weirder!

Haha ew! Dirty mind - but I like this girl! (I assumed that was *not* the plan).

This seems rather insensitive, considering.

He’s very clearly trying to do the Clint Eastwood sexy squint/mouth slightly open thing.

Wait...her daughter? Who is her daughter?

Maybe they just have a fetish for each other’s personas. Ya know, country boy and city slick girl.

: /

Or she's trying to make money.

Or she doesn’t and this is a ploy to get money and a damn good one. Women’s weight/body insecurity is a zillion dollar business.

How is it futile? Every time she does it she makes like a zillion bucks. Transformation stories make epic moolah, and we all have the attention spans of gnats.

Your New Years resolutions are “self-pitying in a tearful or sentimental sort of way, often through drunkenness?” Meaning of maudlin). Did you mean banal? Although, I don’t know you (probably), but I suppose Maudlin *could* make a lot of sense.

I was still a maybe until that last pic. Dayuuuuuuuuum.

Not that what he did wasn’t horrible, but isn’t drunk driving manslaughter, not murder? I mean it seems like a different degree - one connotes intent, the other is just extreme irresponsibility that has fatal consequences (and sadly people do it every day).

Although to be fair I’m not sure anybody has it worse than black women. Black gay poor women. Yup. There you go.

Kenan.is.awful. His breaking-in-skits was cute when he was 15 and on Nickelodeon, but his stale shtick is really tired. He has never been a good actor or comedian. Pretty sure they just hired him to pull viewers from the nick generation. There is no other possible explanation.

Hahahahahaha

Well, it’s also because Cruz is a Republican and not much of a threat. I mean, they haven’t gone after Carson’s race either. It’s when they’re on the other side that the really explicit racism gets trotted out.

Bernie Sanders has been calling him out repeatedly and loudly. He’s called the guy a “pathological liar” and mocked him for the Hillary Clinton bathroom remark. He’s also gone after him for Muslim and other comments. Sanders doesn’t hold back.