This family/money/adulting-post-recession shit is *hard.*

Admission: my manipulative ex essentially had me sign on the dotted line for a car loan I couldn’t afford (and which at the time he also drove, despite having a suspended license). My mom pays that very high monthly loan and insurance, because I can’t quite yet, although my new job may help that cause. Couldn’t sell…

The self-awareness is (now, after the cell-phone debacle) strong with this one.

I'm afraid that your last question is rhetorical...

I still remember (not so fondly) when my dad called me a “bitch,” though that may be because it was gendered. Not sure if asshole is different. Also, I think saying “you’re acting like x” is much different than saying “you are x,” which does seem like it can be scarring...something about the generalizing and force…

Trump has strong suits. Armani, Burberry, Ralph Lauren...

Agreed. One can look as much or more like a boss bitch in a sexy pair of boots with a good heel anyway imho. It’s all I really wear. My mom’s seriously fucked up feet have taught me a thing or two about heels - as have many a miserable, calloused, tottering night. They are a lie. A sexy, sexy lie.

Can we stop talking about Rebel Wilson’s body though? Jesus.

How much you wanna bet that Beyoncé hardly even looks at these things before they’re put on the market? It’s just her name.

Yesssss, ‘xactly. 😄

Cool. Think you misread this photo, period. Hope you can find a wall to punch.

And *this* is why we have to keep repeating “Black lives matter.” Because of the constant effort to assert that they don’t.

This was the passive-aggressive comment.

She’s fucking FUN-NY to some of us and is outspoken on the feminist thang. You don’t like her? Fine. Move the fuck on.

Ugh thank you. The ire toward Schumer totally quashes any fair reading of the photo. Christ on a cracker.

You were totally passive aggressive but these messages are not worth parsing at this moment. This is stupid as shit. Btw it’s the look in amy’s eyes and her comfort that connected with people. People are gonna be defensive when you shit on something they connect with. I mean, you keep doing you and shit all you want,…

I said miserable because you were being cranky, passive-aggressive and mean, and that’s the only explanation I could fathom. Didn’t mean to wound.

Big ups to fellow gassy potheads with bitches of sinus problems! Woooot!

Well that seals the deal, then. Enjoy some sunshine today, sister.

It’s possible she may be mixing up “shy” with “socially anxious.” I come off as an extrovert but I generally I’m like “fuuuuuck I have to carry this convo” and my nerves are “-9229&3&:!!!” and then home and my bed become really really nice things.