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Dec 12
2

Crypto is boring , lets have more celeb cults please jeebus.

Dec 6
24

No. From now on, Patrick is known as xXxPartyBaby69xXx.

Nov 18
38

There used to be this website called “Deadspin” (it was pretty good!) that did what I still consider to be the definitive take-down of Whitlock. It was biting and they had ALL the receipts: Read more

Nov 18
37

Jay-z probably wrote the contract.  He always gets paid 

Nov 18
66

“Official Entertainment Minstrel of the National Football League: Shawn Corey Carter.” Read more

Nov 14
67

The coolest Lamborghini never made was the Asterion

Nov 12
39

While I certainly appreciate this post and I’m genuinely glad that the Splinter staff got to do a proper farewell post, the fact that it’s coming weeks after G/O Media and Jim Spanfellatio unceremoniously suffocated the site with a pillow, followed by decapitating their marquee site is just the goddamn perfect turd on Read more

Nov 12
36

Yeah, Splinter was no Gawker, but it didn’t need to be. It was a great place for undoctored news in a time where we have an entire news network that does the bidding of a fascist and his party. I didn’t always agree with the takes, but it was nice to have a place that cut through the bullshit.

Nov 12
57

ALL THESE WEBSITES ARE YOURS – EXCEPT IO9
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

Nov 12
35

True story: Jim Spanfeller’s resume is just a soggy cardboard box. 

Nov 8
60

I boiled that prayer down kid-sized for bedtime memorization: Read more

Nov 6
63

They definitely love their dunkin donuts and clam chowdah. So wrong. 

Nov 6
112

Any vulnerable infant unlucky enough to be “cuddled” by Mel is going to burst into terrified screaming in her icy, robotic clutch in about one second.

Nov 6
617

As a Gen Xer, I just want to point out that I was anti-Boomer way before it was cool. Read more

Nov 4
2

Possibly the only man on television even angrier than Sideshow Raheem!

Nov 1
8

I made an edit with Deadspin’s (RIP?) highlight color: