Sadly, I’m getting way more work done. 

Tough to beat an 11th inning walk-off, but I thought Correa’s throw to nail LeMahieu at home in the 6th was his most important, most clutch and most skillful play of the game.

I’m just going to fix the rust that needs to be fixed and start driving it. That’s kinda where I’m at.”

If you’re pregnant, it sounds like you got the only shot you need.

I like to have a martini,

yes i am aware... and yeah that makes them totally distinct all apologies and heres another fact

This was the best chance to have a Jets vs Jets game played and as always, with no winners.

Pop Up Headlights trump all other decisions 

Excuse me, sir. Do you have any of those Jesus is Real stickers? I wanna put it on my batting helmet. Did I mention my batting helmet has a face guard? No? Well, it does. I could totally play football in it. Oh this, it’s my shield. My canadian girlfriend gave it to me, it’s awesome. I could totally stop a frontal…

In the US, it’s a way to lump all the various opponents of ultraconservatives/white-supremacists under a label that sounds vaguely foreign, so that it triggers closet xenophobes. I was really surprised when some leftish activists tried to embrace it, but in general, the term is almost always used in a derogatory…