In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

I bet that priest and Folk were both really praying for a touchdown there.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

All around Bannon’s face

I would give anything to be That Guy who is somehow heard clearly in a crowd of thousands of screaming sports fans. That would be the perfect venue for my unique views on gender and race!

Been having a hard time with my depression lately. I have an appointment with my doctor next week - see if I can get a change in my meds and dosage.

I take issue with your comment. Gentlemen?

There were a lot of surprisingly good reviews of Rooferees from users with names like Huxtable, Cliff and Temple Sweatshirt 71.

“Am I going to jail, George?”

I’m going to defer to Calvin Trillin here.

Please let John Kelly see this.

This reminds me, I hope a lot of people are preparing for the new Blade Runner by watching the original.

I bet that guy could whoop Spiderman’s ass

I mean...kinda.

I’m just gonna leave this here.....

It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

Ah, that’s what became of Betsy Working the Waxy Wang Rothstein. She’s awful even for Washington.

as bad as all those trespasses are, my biggest gripe with tom price is that he is essentially a mirror-world evil tim gunn, which should never be a thing.

They have more in common than Ben probably realizes. In response to the draft, Trump also faked a foot injury to avoid getting killed.

Movie?? The first It was a TV miniseries.