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A twitter account of the same name and spelling is an interesting (?) development.

Personal best, sure, but his coach is still yelling at him to run harder.

The graphic on top is what happens if you search Shutterstock for images of Derek Jeter’s butthole.

Deadspin’s Sunday content should really have a trigger warning. Well, maybe only for Marcia Clark.

The Players’ Association will be very conflicted. They might be a hard no on giving more money to rookies, but President Chris Paul and VPs LeBron and Steph might find something agreeable about the plan.

Owl prey cheerleading for Temple is a pretty good metaphor for American politics.

You don’t know shit about that guy. Go suck a wooly mammoth’s dick with Miracle Whip.

Notice the shout out to her union. She’d have healthcare without one, but she recognizes how necessary unions are for insuring people in many industries, including hers.

“In 252 games with the Houston Astros from 2011-2013, Martinez put up a total fWAR of -1.1, with an OPS of just .650 in his last year, after which he was released. It wasn’t until ... the extra muscle and growth he’s shown this year...”

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

I was a Green Hornet, which is also kind of great in its stupidity.

Now hold on for just one second. I would like to hear more of this lady’s opinions.

“This isn’t the first time he was tricked by his teammates, either. One time, I found him drunk and passed out and a used condom by the bed. We both hate practical jokes and his team should know that!”

Well, sure didn’t take too long for baseball player number two to take a knee

Neat! Kati Kaelin! We had one of those in the 90's! Ours was more of an NFL hanger on tho.

I’ve been watching. Big fan of all Ken Burns stuff. Fun fact about the music: the original score is by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.

Flicker-offer number four may be the staff’s requisite short-fingered vulgarian.

Pelonia is a good one! I ‘member him!

This is a great essay. I really enjoyed and am now horny