Reagan was paternal! I mean, not to his kids and he was treated like a baby by his wife — but still!!

Some people are really working hard on their “bad celebrity interaction” stories.

Pretty sure we’ll all be Tsai Ing-Wen china drops its first nukes.

I’m tempted to give to Against Malaria, but shouldn’t I wait to hear both sides?

Says the guy going into every fight with these guns:

If only someone had given him this site’s greatest maxim: stick to sports.

Tl;dr version:

He will soon learn the foresight of the axiom “good fences make good neighbors.”

Could have really used him this weekend, when I was stymied by a particularly stubborn relish jar.

Carr: Hike! *snap* *snap!*

Just like Michigan girls, I gather.

Still fits with the bulk of NBC’s programming.

So, the pitch was rushed by English football hooligans?

Chaka, I love you, but you’re 63. We should have talked to you about your childhood dying a looooooong time ago.

It’s times like these when I really wish I had thanksgiving at the Gronkowski house.

It even says STOP in the background. The world’s trying to give you a hint, Lili.

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.

A Capela sucks. Needs backup.

You should watch now. The league is fast, skilled, and complex. The slogan for the ‘99-’00 season was Old Men Missin’ Shots.