They were fucked when leave made promises they could in no way keep.

I would be entirely unsurprised if Trump were perfectly fine with disagreeing with him on foreign policy issues, but then fired him for not leering at Ivanka.

I think I’ve come up with irrefutable proof that this letter was not, in fact, faked. The version that was passed through Pence’s office ended up looking like this (yes, I’m double-posting from a previous comment, but I’m honestly kinda proud of this one):

I think you’re missing something.

Ma Earhardt is not the “meat”; she’s the cheesecake.

If she were a Nazi, Fox News would give her a show. That’s how you know she isn’t one.

I’d take either of those wagers any day of the week. To begin correcting the numerous factual inaccuracies: Manning’s disclosure to WikiLeaks was made prior to WikiLeaks devolving into a compromat factory for Putin. Edward Snowden’s disclosure was provided to the Washington Post and the Guardian, not WikiLeaks.…

I’m investing heavily in real estate in the Himalayas because I figure, when the polar ice cap eventually melts, that shit will be worth a fortune  

America’s weird fetish for anti-intellectualism is so strange. We’ve been exporting it too, Brexit is basically one big example of that mindset spreading through far-right transmission. Other far-right parties in Europe and the world are doing the same, along with some leftist parties that fit into the “radical…

Bercow is a gift to humanity and god I wish the US had a parliament rather than the shitshow Congress is and historically has been in past centuries.

I think there’s a little more theatre at play than that simplification allows for, though...sure no deal is off the table again but arguably that plays into his hands to some extent...so long as he can blame some other sucker then he doesn’t care how many of the things he says he’ll do he never actually does...& in…

insane as it sounds it could even be the same damn tory asshole...

The opposition parties are worried that Boris will somehow schedule the election for after October 31st, which means Brexit would happen with no deal and there would be absolutely no way to stop it as there is technically no longer a government while an election is in progress.

‘You can't talk to the United States that way! Not under ME.'

The record for the shortest tenure as British PM is 119 days. There’s plenty of time for Boris to break that record. He certainly appears to be trying.

You had me at “fart pillow.”

Ah, Jacob Rees-Cunt.  The prick who cheerleads no-deal Brexit and yet makes sure that his own company and money is safe in Ireland.  The little fucktard needs exposed to sunlight.  Revolting, vile, nasty wee cunt.

The Tories don’t want another vote because they’ve promised their base they’d deliver Brexit and they’ll get eaten alive at the polls if they fail. Labour doesn’t want it because Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t like the EU. So there you go.