I don’t know how this got posted, but I appreciate it.

I'm a photoshop expert and I made this improvement on that picture. 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

The Adverts, “Gary Gilmore’s Eyes”

I’m very relieved you’re still here Mr. Nolan. There was a rumour yesterday that you were no longer around. I’ll be looking for your work on The Concourse from now on I guess.

Three things:

Fuck I miss Splinter.

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

oh man, that is fucking sad.

Too late to edit, but I just cannot help myself:

That looks like some disinterred, resurrected mummy at a cosplay convention.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

She looks like a tour guide at the Confederate Slaveholders Hall of Fame.

Yes, that’s what they’re saying but no they aren’t saying that.

Does Gym Jordan’s hunchback prevent him from ever wearing a suit jacket?  Is this a branding thing for him so he thinks he stands out or seems more authentic? 

A classic for people in the know from Michigan:

“RUDY WHEN I TOLD YOU TO BE THE NEXT ROY COHN I DIDN’T MEAN THAT YOU WOULD FUCK ME SO HARD I WOULD BE REQUIRING THE AZT MEDS YOU’RE HOARDING IN THE HOSPITAL!”