Just establish a class of inquisitors that can travel the country smiting heretics wherever they be found. For the good of The Imperum! America!

“Those knives don’t stab on their own.  It’s a person that stabs!”

Assault knives.

That’s because the cities are overrun with DEMOCRAT PARTIES. DEMOCRATS love to destroy our cities with their non-GMO soy minorities and their “voting drives.”

Really? I could have sworn we were at war with Jenna Elfman just last...

Same way that wearing the cross brings you closer to the Lord.

I’ d got further and say “lobster pot calling the enamelware sauce pot black!”

Donald Trump basing his love for his daughters on their weight and physical attractiveness is pretty much the most Donald Trump thing ever. 

Sorry about your dad

When people talk about the german car industries 800k cars to teh UK, they skip over the 400-500k cars the Uk sells to the mainland. 

I don’t even think he cares what happens with the EU. He wants to complete hard Brexit for his American overlords and then hand over the country to Corporate America. I suppose that’s the sovereignty Leavers had in mind?

Her motivation is that she is a figurehead. By convention, the monarch always takes the action that the PM recommends. She never departs from it regardless of her own view, if she has one.

She literally has to say yes because she is a figurehead. 

that goatee makes him look like one thing and one thing only

He looks like a half-formed Alex Jones.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

From top to bottom, the Trump campaign/administration is just a teeming mass of incredibly shitty fucking people. It’s almost impressive how they haven’t even managed to accidentally hire someone who isn’t complete garbage.

he does get asked that at one point and say he thinks Trump has a better chance of re-election than we all think, mostly cause of how the left gets worked up about the wrong things a lot. i tended to agree with his assessment.