Justin Trudeau is a snack. Nom nom.

I wouldn’t be worried about Kim Jong Un if I were Trump

I’m pretty sure it’s mutual and that the prospect of having to lay underneath his fat, sweaty body, as he weezes and grunts like a pig trying to climax, lost its attraction for her a long time ago.

How could they trust us? We lurch from administration to administration, sometimes doing complete 180's as we go. The divisions in this country are so stark, and our system of two parties is so polarized, that there’s very little consensus about anything. One party now is so deeply invested in the “us or them”…

hes the bestest boi of all, and theyre a bunch of haters that are all “fired”

2) They asked me: “Sir, could you be president of our countries, too?” 

Seriously what is going on what that top picture? Everyone looks normal except the dotard who looks like one of those dogs shoving their noses into a fish eye lens.

Color corrected.

This Paddington reboot is awful, are they turning it into a horror film?

But how can she be racist when I can see her black friend in the marketing?

you can’t buy people anymore.

Ok Susan

A candidate needs to try and win over voters, sure. Not me, I get to speak my mind. I would fail miserably as a politician. 

“It’s easy to encourage people to ram the Titanic into the iceberg when you have your own private helicopter waiting to fly you to safety.” 

Counterpoint: Sarandon is a shithead who told people to vote 3rd party to burn it all down send a message to the establishment. While she was also completely aware that, should Trump end up winning, she would be completely shielded from any of the worst consequences by virtue of her being a rich celebrity who lives…

I’m looking forward to finding out which quote from this upcoming film will be appropriated by a new generation of right-wing assholes to indicate their awareness of how the world, like, really works, maaaan.

All they have to do is look how Puerto Rico was handled after the storm. Sale off the table pronto

I am opposed to the death penalty. Period.

And the American death cult marches on. 

Denmark is gonna be pissed when halfway through the deal of establishing Trumpland they find out 85% of the US’s backing investors were made up and the Danes are on the hook for dealing with the bankrupt island after it’s been stripped bare of resources.