Great article, thanks.

So now Trump has to say, “You’re fired” to a Reality Winner?

This is 10,000 words of him simply saying that at least Barca plays the right way or something.

I can’t wait for Trump’s presidential memoirs. I think a good working title would be: How To Step On One’s Own Dick, A Presidency

Terror attacks aren’t an “epidemic” in Germany - fuck off with that hyperbolic bullshit.

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and all this time we thought Trump would be the first to create a Messi World.

While I don’t want to defend their economic policies, we do have to acknowledge that high rates of economic growth are tied to more factors than immediately identifiable AND that there is an added ‘distorter’ to using a percentage value.

Also: For Fun

“Tennis is full of lesbians.”

I’ve got a story about the Great Emu War of nineteen tickety two. I wanted to take the ferry over to Australia, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days the nickel had a picture of a bee on it. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Anyway, the…

The Nazis rise to power wasn’t because no one took them seriously, it was because there wasn’t any real opposition to them. Yes, part of that might have been because other governments thought he was a joke. Yes, part of that was because no one realized how big the Nazi party had gotten.

Of course Trump’s not there to pick up the Batphone.

I look forward to the end of the Trump Administration for a lot of reasons but one of them is, hopefully, that celebrity culture and political culture will be slightly less intertwined with one another.

They see us as one nation who elected this asshole (and there is no better term for him) into office.

Remember when Supermax prisons were only for the few worst of the worst of the worst who had multiple escape attempts, and they said that not to worry, it wasn’t a slippery slope to turn it into mass incarceration nor a tool for prosecutors nor cops to leverage plea deals or use as threat/punishment in and of itself?…

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

They should have picked a better would to convey their non-binary status.

Actors who already have Star Wars names:

Valerian was first published in Pilote magazine in 1967. Star wars the franchise began in 1977 with the release of the film Star Wars.