bavariangingerbreadperson
Bavarian Gingerbread Person
bavariangingerbreadperson

I’m a black/latina woman who finds minorities are useful term for describing the actual political reality in which we live. We don’t have the voting power. We don’t have the economic power. We control no branches of government. Society has purposefully been structured to exclude us.

Don’t forget how they take out loans to pay “recruiters” who hook them up with such a well paying gig.

“Roger Ailes was a good man who told me on MANY OCCASIONS that the Russia investigation is a political whichhunt* because the Dems lost!”

It’s working out great for us. Thanks.

Once upon a time, I thought that the seven layers of skin was all you got. I kept a chart of each abrasion or cut and freaked out when I thought I was running low. My mom asked where I came by this theory and I told her that Gary told me. Best advice I ever got from that point on - Don’t listen to anything Cousin Gary

Worst sequel to Weekend at Bernie’s ever.

. . .but there are also a significant number of voters who don’t vote because the state or federal gov’t makes it hard to do so.

A government scientist working for U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, who was also the reigning Miss District of Columbia, was crowned Miss USA last night.

Say hello to Director Tiffany!

The good news: Pétain...er, I mean Le Pen...lost, and Macron won. Congratulations, France. Thank you for saving France, Europe, and the world. Thank you for doing a better job of electing a leader than we did.

Big Goldfish and his gang are so obsessed with the wall, I bet if they sat down and watched that Adam Ruins Everything episode which went into painstaking detail why the wall fortification won’t do squat, it’d make no impression. They’re such goosesteppers, Big Goldfish’s 2+2=3 way of looking at the world is fine with

It takes a real feat of cold, tangled logical acrobatics to conclude that, in the event of a fascist candidate, people who don’t want a fascist president should not gather around the banner of the candidate who is not a fascist.

Yes. Yes. YES. I blame EVERYONE who wasn’t actively trying to stop this shitshow. That includes Comey, the Russians, the more centrist Republicans who started out on the “NEVER TRUMP” bandwagon then shut up, the non-voters, the Bernie Bros, the “but Hillary isn’t my dream candidate” whiners, the Jill Stein loons, and

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

A reminder that if the dog is wearing a vest or a leather harness, do not pet it, do not talk to it, do not offer it food, and, in most cases, don’t ask to pet it. They are working and distraction can be dangerous for their handler.

A while back, Richie Sambora was on the Today Show. When I caught sight of his hair and outfit, I thought, “Is he trans, now?”. I don’t know, but he was certainly giving me that impression. Someone in Hollyrock is convincing these aging rockers that this is the new look.

This is the news story America needs right now.

“Mom! Mom! You gotta come get us! We’re stranded on this island and all the guys from Yale and Stanford and Vasser flew out an hour ago and now there’s only me and Kristin and Kerstin and Kirsty and Kristy’s black friend left at the dock. There are poor people everywhere, Mom! Mom I’m really frightened!!!”

Kelly’s lawyers try to get under his skin. They ask him if he smokes Marijuana. Yes, once a year, he says, to “monitor its strength.”