Didn’t Total Recall address this issue already?

Just put two big arrows pointing left and right. If you want to take the next left hit the button and the car will take the next available left.

OK, this is kinda random but maybe slightly related.

I owned a 2005 A6 for four years and the check engine light never came on worked. 

Fun fact: “VW” is German for “dick”.

My mom’s 1969 Type II. Every time you turn the car full lock to the left, the horn beeps. What is odd about it, is that it is only a single beep, not a constant hold-the-horn-down beep as you would expect with a wire getting pinched or something, just a little toot. I have taken the damn thing apart so many times at…

The Range Rover toolkit has a chewable cyanide pill for air suspension failures.

I have to laugh at this because the other day I saw someone freak out when their car did that. I saw them signal left, then right, then left, then right, then finally left again, and after 3 flashes, it turned off. I had to chuckle because I knew exactly what happened since I had done that before too. I could just…

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

I owned a 2005 A6 for four years and the check engine light never came on.

I had a 97 grand am whose windshield wipers would not work unless you punched the bottom of the steering wheel first. It was one of the few times where I got frustrated with an issue, got pissed, hit something, and then the problem solved itself.

Unpopular opinion (for certain Jalopnik writers)-

He needs to upgrade his 996 Porsche girlfriend to one with a nicer looking set of headlights

Nice but where is the hatchback version?

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

To be fair (and might make an interesting motor related article), most if not all light standards are designed to be sheared just like the video showed, lowing the chances of fatalities when hit.

One time a beer delivery truck was left unattended and unlocked in our high school parking lot. It was empty when the delivery man returned.

Now you tell me. When my Gramma died driving me to confirmation I climbed in her lap and tried to brake her ‘68 impala to a stop even though she was flooring it. Took a while to slow down,and I was lucky not to hit anything.

So you got to use the line “Thanks Obama” and have an actual point for doing so. Classy.

I remember 2 years ago, Obama came to visit the city I go to college in. I got held right at the end of my freeway offramp while the police closed down all the roads within a mile for the motorcade to enter the freeway. I was more than half an hour late to my lab class, but I got to use the line, “It was the…