PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

Nothing gets by you.

Came here to say this though this is more sensitive than anything I would have wrote

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

BREAKING: ARGENTINE SOCCER LEAGUE GAME HAS NO DIVING FOR FIRST TIME EVER!*

I haven't seen that big of a dump taken on a field since the Super Bowl.

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Who are the tall ones with the cans?

"Jaguars are a terrible investment."

But she really did meet Greg Oden

This isn't news. Evergreen does this year after year.

I'll allow it.

Before Bynum was thrown out of his final practice and suspended, he was shooting the ball every time he touched it in a practice scrimmage, sources said – from whatever remote part of the court he had caught the ball.

Yes, that's the reasonable alternative to simply avoiding sports websites that might have an interest in discussing sporting events in real time.

"being remembered for its dead eyes, troubling stumble, and... that's about it."

LeBron: Either dunk or get off the pot.

what's amazing is, compared to people in my Father's generation, I know nothing about home improvement. Compared to my peer group, I'm Bob freakin' Vila

He clearly has a fix already, why does he need to spend up to 2bucks?

And if he was, no telling how many of his kinsmen it would take to screw in a new doorknob.

Barry Petcheski who tore handles at the hotel, photographed them and lecturing in my social networks."