It’s because Cubs fans need all the beer they can get to survive the season...or a game.

I’ve seen your posts; I’m not sure that’s an accurate statement.

Finally, all those years of reading Deadspin for the poetry is paying off.

They weren’t blind before that ugly-ass shirt made it’s appearance.

Those must be well designed underwear since you can apparently get them around two dicks at once.

That sounds like a chocolate bagel, but better. I don't think you understand this holiday.

Looks like EVERYTHING made the move from Baltimore to Indy.

Only if you like fuzzy balls.

Man, he pulled out so fast even Rick Pitino was surprised.

Survey says number one response for pickup line must likely used?

"Babysitter Claims Aaron Hernandez Tried To Kiss Her"

I don't understand how Frank Vogel isn't sitting directly on the origin; he's pretty much the NBA coaching version of Luke Wilson in Idiocracy.

"Panthers RB DeAngelo Williams"*

You failed to specify Tammy #1 or Tammy #2. This is critical.

At least there well be tens or hundreds of fans to warm things up come gametime.

A bet's a bet, Ross.

NHL and NBC Feuding Over Just The Dumbest Thing.

Yeah, but charging Jackson with assault on a simple feels insulting.

Yeah, but it was a REALLY great parking spot.

"That's just criminal!"