Yeah, but it was a REALLY great parking spot.

"That's just criminal!"

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

At least Joe Cullen has taken up a healthier activity than ordering fast food naked from Detroit drive-thrus.

Pete Carroll on running the ball: "That's a real good thought."

Despite maintaining consistent sleep hours, I kept waking up tired.

This post is going to inspire Brent Grimes' next birthday cake.

Aww, look how cute and little! Can I pet him?

I think the bear was just waiting for the camera to turn off.

Where's that goody goody Kershaw? Too cool to party?

Just like all the knights before her, her quest against Mohammad too failed to yield the desired results an she left the battlefield and returned home unsuccessful.

"So many bricks"

"20 minutes? Good God man, hire me their PR people right now!"

Yeah, it's hard to imagine him not being worse.

Yep. He really is just a terrible person.

Just FYI, here's one article:

It's nice to see Stevens in jail and away from the public. Some of the stories about him in college / early NFL are shameful and terrifying.

"The NFL of the 1990s was weird as hell."