IU is so bad this year that even the building has given up.

"I'll give you a 1st round pick for her!"

"I'm sure he earned his spot."

I had an Eric Bledsoe joke ready to go, but holstered it out of respect to Grow.

"Yessssss. Run up the score...."

"I'm sorry Mr. Grow, but you've yet to meet the 1 year waiting period to sign this contract. Please come back next year after your graduating class has completed it's first year of college."

You've got it backwards, Timothy. This is the best advertisement those headphones could get. Picture the ad campaign:

You're forgetting how the live broadcast accidentally fed through Nick Cannon's hot mike that Wall was the winner before they even went to break, eliminating any suspense at all when they came back.

Would this be a good time to point out that this is an over-the-shoulder shot, rather than a behind-the-back shot?

Besides the hockey player and the bobsledder who used to be in the NFL who is getting stuck in everything, you could be making up names and I'd never know.

What? Links?

"I don't understand the title, don't uteri just move on their own?"

You realize this means the Cleveland Indians are the best run professional franchise in town, right?

Why do you have to post such insulting gibberish? Don't you know Barry has no hands?

And if he was, no telling how many of his kinsmen it would take to screw in a new doorknob.

He clearly has a fix already, why does he need to spend up to 2bucks?

It took me a good 10 seconds to stop focusing on how easy that problem is to fix.

I live an old decrepit building where I can't turn out my bedroom light without wedging a book against the switch.

He makes the same face from 00:13 and on that I make the whole time I'm watching curling.

What's wrong with a little diversity, Timothy?