The audio I'm adding in my head has him yelling "Shivakamini Somakandarkram!!!" as he glides past the camera.

Noah doesn't do anything spectacular on this play, but he does everything he possibly could do

Anyone know the initial diagnostic test for a broken coccyx?

Am I that drunk or are the black bars on the side moving back and forth?

I'll bet Erik Karlsson was Fleurious it didn't go in.

And yes, I know:

So...who wants to tell Putin that those are both male tigers?

This is a prime storyline for that Anastasia / Lady and the Tramp / All Dogs Go To Heaven crossover screenplay I've been working on.

He's been working exclusively out of the shotgun after the coaching staff discovered his stomach couldn't stay onside when taking snaps from center.

Jacoby Jones was also injured by Karma, if by 'Karma' you mean the stripper with a champagne bottle.

I'll bet I get more 'recommends' than all three times Maceo the Cat posted it.

1968 World Series, Detroit. Jose Feliciano. So good I have the damn thing on my iPod. Always a treat when it shuffles to it.

A Patriots fan in denial?

It was called that until it got named after a bouncy ball. The Jets/Colts game was the first Super Bowl, IIRC.

You know what this song needs? More robots.

/Googles 'Holly Rowe'

They got Wendi Nix perfect.

"What a Chatty Cathy"

I don't get it.