You know what this song needs? More robots.

/Googles 'Holly Rowe'

They got Wendi Nix perfect.

"What a Chatty Cathy"

I don't get it.

It's nice to see that Jeff Triplette can find work in the NFL offseason.

"That's not scary at all!"

Drive A Manual Transmission Vehicle

+1

David Eckstein doesn't care what his statute is made out of, so long as it's full of mettle.

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

+2 for the balls

It's funny because it works on filming surfing AND using drones to kill people.

So...four point harness?

New Title: "Only staff left in Cleveland is MRSA."

Responding to Belichick accusing Welker of hitting Talib in the knee with his shoulder, Welker said:

There's a difference between performing the Star-Spangled Banner as a song and performing it as THE national anthem in front of others who are paying respects to the country.

The national anthem, like any unit of measurement, has a standard. It has standard words and it has a standard score. Intentionally deviating from those means you are not singing THE national anthem.

Bases Loaded has been struck from the Video Baseball Game history books amid rumors that Paste and most of the Jersey hitters were on PED's.