Reuben didn't win?

My petition to change it officially to 'IL' has not yet been heard by the Roman Republic or the Illinois Legislature.

When reached for comment, the makers of 5 Hour Energy said, "We don't know that dude."

"Me next! Me next!"

Hey, I could really use this!

That's not even the same species!

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Poles, Sticks, Missile-like objects of any kind

Canadian Tuxedo!

The arbitration record is full of first-hand testimony of his possession and use. Given that I don't believe Rodriguez provided any testimony to the contrary (personally or otherwise), that record is uncontroversial.

Bosch is the co-conspirator; there's just no jurisdiction over him. However, I brought up the criminal aspect not because it's relevant, but because it was the analogy used in the original article.

"See, bad things happen when you pass the ball."

this is fundamentally insane, something like convicting someone for cocaine possession on the say-so of a dealer who may have been selling baby powder

I don't see what the problem is; it's a proportionally average/above-average penis.

Demon In A Blue Suit.

+1

I'm sure there's a "balls to the face" joke to be made here.

Pimp Sues Nike For Making Weaponized Shoes

That's a terrible name for a boat since the "Way of Wade" is to collapse whenever it gets close to something.

I'm a Colts fan, so this doesn't really bother me.