Apparently, I know as much about selecting an image as Peter Gammons does using twitter.

I'm a Colts fan, but there's no way I'd give 5.5 points. They're having a hard enough time winning games, let alone winning them big. (0 TD's in the first half the last 6 games combined will do that).

(If you had let her get hurt, the Knicks probably would have given you some signed swag, maybe even free tickets. Next time.)

Either his butt got better at typing or some young whipper-snapper showed him where the 'autocorrect-on' button was.

This thread title is misleading.

"What's the big deal about a basketball player putting it in the hole from behind?"

Good eye. Right to Left:

I'm imagining the whole voting process to look like this:

All I know is that if the voting process doesn't go like this, you've done it wrong:

Unless the months are proportionately sized for the number of days in each month, I'm forced to assert that this is a diagram, rather than a chart.

I don't see ketchup on this list...?

"I should have known there was something special about this plain green cucumber when it cost $49.95, while identical plain green cucumbers were $0.99 at Wal-Mart".

Coincidentally everyone thought the play was designed to be a pass to ol' reliable Gronkowski, except that when he wasn't looking, Brady threw it to a newer, younger tight end.

At least they had a pot to piss in!

Do we know he's actually gay?

Lots of people making mom proud in Buffalo today.

"I’m not gonna accuse nobody of nothing — because I don’t know facts, but you’re a zillion-dollar company, and you can't stop the weather? No. No way."

Actually, that pretty much sounds like Illinois politically too.

1 out of 2 ain't bad.