Good eye. Right to Left:

I'm imagining the whole voting process to look like this:

All I know is that if the voting process doesn't go like this, you've done it wrong:

Unless the months are proportionately sized for the number of days in each month, I'm forced to assert that this is a diagram, rather than a chart.

I don't see ketchup on this list...?

"I should have known there was something special about this plain green cucumber when it cost $49.95, while identical plain green cucumbers were $0.99 at Wal-Mart".

Coincidentally everyone thought the play was designed to be a pass to ol' reliable Gronkowski, except that when he wasn't looking, Brady threw it to a newer, younger tight end.

At least they had a pot to piss in!

Do we know he's actually gay?

Lots of people making mom proud in Buffalo today.

"I’m not gonna accuse nobody of nothing — because I don’t know facts, but you’re a zillion-dollar company, and you can't stop the weather? No. No way."

Actually, that pretty much sounds like Illinois politically too.

1 out of 2 ain't bad.

It could be Duane's Brown, but given the motion it's probably Justin's Tuggle.

Climber 1: Air Bud! (points at dog)

I spent all afternoon in the stands at the Colts game and I would have appreciated a big sign blocking my view for most of it.

While fat, drunk, and stupid may be no way to go through life, it is the only way to get into West Lafayette for a Purdue football game.

I sea what you did there, but I don't know if it was on porpoise.

He got confused when the coach wanted to play a "Box and 1" defense and thought that the '1', rather than the 'Box' was the zone portion.