Trump said he thinks he should be able to personally control interest rates, which definitely wouldn’t be a disaster!

That’s how the rich stay rich. They use other people’s money. It’s even how they make money. Invest other people’s money and take a portion of the gains of zero of the losses... yet they get a favorable tax rate for the risk even though there is zero risk to them.

well he’s definitely not rich in friendship. 

I know a guy, but he’d deny it

And there’s always the chance the Twitter deal itself could end up being a good investment.

Goddamn this was awesome. “Jalopnik incorporating some of the best elements of OG Deadspin” is legit my favorite writing style around now and I wish I had this kind of freedom with my writing gig.

“Courtney Loveseat” is amazing.

Remember when Republicans had a platform other than women in the kitchen and hatred toward 55% of Americans.

We should start an idiotic conspiracy theory that this whole “owning the libs” thing is actually “the libs” grooming red-hat dolts to kill off the things they love from within, like Harleys and ICE cars.

You nailed it. These people want to be outraged... anything to punch down on to justify their own, miserable existence.

I’ve been waiting for 10+ years for this logic + reasoning epiphany from the neckbeards and it clearly is just not going to occur. I’m convinced they want to stay ignorant, angry, and aggrieved, such that it gives them something to fire themselves up while they beat their 3rd wife and stepkid and start fires at the…

Maybe one day the “anti-woke” crowd will realize that most of the internet today is posting shit literally to just to upset them for clicks. It’s actually incredible how much of social media is some person who got popular for baking bread or underwater welding getting clicks and comments for posting a stolen…

Harley Davidson should sue this guy for not buying a Harley.

People are getting tired of $100K half-ton trucks and not buying them as much?

I hate to say it, but $100k is the new $75k. Cars generally have gotten more expensive across the board, especially performance cars. I think a better way to look at Corvette prices is to compare them to their competitors of the time. For example:

“I’m tough and manly but also kinda care about the environment maybe?"

Taking Musk/Trump out of the equation, exactly what values was he trying to project with a Cybertruck to begin with?

You aren’t.  I’d also likely have one, but for his baffling Red Hat Heel turn.

This is further proof that just because you have money doesn’t mean you’re smart. And its also further proof that people are morons and will follow someone they think is a “leader” because they think that being financially successful is all there is to it. Trump and Musk are in the same kind of person. People with…

Elon is the only reason I don’t have a Tesla sitting in my driveway right now. I can’t be the only one.