"I never thought it would end this way."

"I never thought it would end this way."

When does the looting begin?

When does the looting begin?

Where must we go…

Where must we go…

I HAD AN INTERNET COMMENTARIAT

I HAD AN INTERNET COMMENTARIAT

THE AV CLUB LIVES

THE AV CLUB LIVES

*stands on the precipice of the switch to Kinja with the Slow Mutants gathering below*

*backwards speak*

*peers out of darkness*

ALL OF THESE MOONS ARE YOURS EXCEPT

SUNSHINE has a fucking terrible ending.

I know… I know how to do this play…

THE COUNSELOR and ALIEN: COVENANT are two of Ridley Scott's top five movies.

Guillermo del Toro's English language films are broad nonsense that get treated with reverence by the film geek world because they look good and were "made with love" or some nonsense. The love for HELLBOY is the cinematic equivalent of giving a kid a participation medal.

Tim Burton is an overrated design porn hack who has absolutely nothing to say beyond whining about his adolescent angst or daddy issues.

I do not respect wood.