HERE LIES THE AV CLUB.

Por ti volare…
Boats and hoes.

"What about him, can he come with us?"

I have a plan…

"The AV Club is switching to Kinja."

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene,
G'noop dock fling oh ah.

The AV Club is a lumberjack.

Guess I got what I deserve
Kept you waiting there, too long my love
All that time, without a word
Didn't know you'd think, that I'd forget, or I'd regret
The special love I have for you, my baby blue

*bashes head against mirror*

Good night, everybody. I'll never forget the 200 upvotes I received for referencing Woody Harrelson's facial expressions in TRUE DETECTIVE.

"The AV Club commentariat… they are not the cowering wretches we were promised… they are unruly and therefore cannot be ruled."

Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'll tuck in the children.

I'M HERE! C'MON! KINJA ME! DO IT! I'M HERE NOW! KINJA ME!

*Also Sprach Zarathustra begins playing*

Say auf wiedersehen to your Disqus balls.

As someone who's watched all four episodes, I love this revival.

Nacho is low-key fantastic. He just seems like a heavy at first glance, but that dude has layers.

I gotta say, I expected a lot of characters to show up. Lydia wasn't one of them. Kudos.

Vince Gilligan is the absolutely master of zigging when you expect a zag.

McKean looked so frail in that final shot. It was somehow triumphant and devastating at the same time.