The Time Travelers was the usual bad sci-fi movie stuff, but I did appreciate the little magic tricks used in it to make the future look a tiny bit interesting. Good on Jonah for pointing it out to the bots.

Young Mark Hamill could make any straight man bicurious.

Is David Prowse straight?

And his dad is a cautionary tale of what happens when you force someone into the strict dichotomy of Jedi vs. Sith. Anakin would have made a great Gray Jedi.

FUCK YO COUCH, CANCER, FUCK YO COUCH!

I've spent 32 years diddling myself, and I'm only 30.

Mike often had movies with a much faster pace. Monster A-Go-Go was a Herculean task that Joel could barely stand, but his laid-back voice suited such slow plodding messes. Likewise, I don't think Joel could have done Space Mutiny as perfectly as Mike.

Well, people will fall asleep regardless.

I'll defend Bay all the live-long day, but I admit that Snyder has a good visual eye as well. However, he is too often obsessed with digital environments. I give credit to Bay that when he most often uses practical effects even in the Transformers movies; the locations and sets are real which adds visual depth to…

No Krokus, No Trans-Siberian Orchestra, No Stryper…

I'll wait for The Loud House movie. Now that's a kids' show for mature men like myself.

Pick a bar? What the hell is "pick a bar"?

It's real, and it's the much less hip version of Denny's. It's like a boring Bob Evans if you can imagine that.

And they'll disappoint just like us millennials did.

And yet Shoney's gets little to no press.

I saw Ghost in the Shell and Power Rangers which were noble but misguided efforts to capture those days of yore. I also saw a restoration of The Night of Counting the Years, a beautiful and slow film about Egypt's cultural identity. Then I watched William Shatner play a racist in The Intruder, Vincent Price play a…

Burton was my first auteur, the first director whose style I recognized as a kid. I'll keep following his career, but I will always remember the regret I felt seeing Alice in Wonderland on my birthday. At least the MOMA exhibit featuring his artwork was good.

Oh boy, the way Scott Buck handled Dexter and his sister Deb's relationship…oh boy. That says it all for people who watched those last seasons.

Welcome to the city! You go to Central Park, and you'll see that pretty much the whole park has been filmed for something. That place in particular is pretty cool with the swans and the boats and the restaurant across the water.

14 seconds in…that's the subway station near me! Who wants my autograph?