They are there from the beginning, as I recall, but I think it's well into the restaurant sequence when someone notices the problem with them.

Agreed, considering the Academy's blind spot with animation, they will probably pick the Pixar short because they saw it with their kids and didn't feel like seeing anything else in that category.

What joke did you not notice the first time watching Playtime?

One of my ten favorite films ever. It could stand alongside any of Ozu's films as a microcosm of daily life that speaks to the greater existence of humans when it comes to family, youth, love, and dreams.

So you also want a sequel to Jupiter Ascending?

I eat both with lots of lemonade and milk.

You know what they say about two things: they go better against each other.

Some say that I take my steak well-done, but I prefer meat that's hot and hard with blood in the veins.

Lisa Goes Gaga has several words for you, none of them good.

Maybe it's just me being bisexual, but isn't him being with a woman fit into being pansexual?

Right, you need to use the YouTube site, or use (like I did) the app, to get the 360 thing. Also, why is it only ten minutes? I don't understand this computer magic.

You can feel the obligation to Warner Bros. in The Dark Knight Rises, but at least we got an enduring meme from it.

I saw some kids at the Revenant showing I was at, but I'm just glad that they didn't make any noise. Hell, I saw a father bring his two young girls to a Fassbinder movie in which a woman is brutally abused by her husband. Perhaps these are instructive life lessons courtesy of cinema.

Only talented people like Charlie Chaplin, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, and the like can get away with such flaunting of conventions.

Clint Eastwood? I fucked 'im!

I imagine that the classic Seinfeld comedy Sack Lunch was one of those hitman comedies, possibly having to do with some wacky mix-up of a sack of money ending up in the wrong hands. Starring Will Sasso and Master Blaster.

I'm a single male in New York, and I spend the weekend talking about cartoons with strangers and making myself laugh by riffing to bad movies alone. There's your logline, money now, me sick.

Was it here or somewhere else that mentioned the Exorcist trailer that had people crying and vomiting? That really was an impressive piece that used flashing lights with contrasts and intense music. Hell, let's get horror movies that really take advantage of the back speakers in the theater.

He can afford football tickets but not a torso to live. Makes you think.

Perhaps a can of crab juice will soothe your jangled nerves.