It's so much easier to look up horse faces on the Internet.

Miyazaki, so I could be a little girl and learn that the real magic is growing up and realizing that growing up and having responsibilities is the real magic.

Melina Havelock says it at the end.

Why get Rinko Kikuchi? Because she's Japanese? I mean, she doesn't seem like she has the physique of Major Kusanagi, but neither does Johansson. It's just strange that everyone wants the same actress for the role because she's the right nationality and has been in a few American productions, despite not fitting the…

And in a car colored the loveliest shade of red.

Reagan was just palming him some cocaine. And so it began.

MANGIA!

So they finally got him, huh?

Considering that the tribe of people consisted of various faces of various races, it seems the correct controversy would be putting the white face front and center.

NUDITY!

I still have some of Blade Runner in my shoes. No getting that out.

A movie a week? I couldn't watch so few.

You want transcendence? Listen to Journey's "Open Arms", changed my life.

Remember the bully who gave a brief summary of The Wiz as a means of taunting?

Carol: "Want to do this thing with me?"

I'd like to shtup him in that dress and wig.

I share my birthday with Ron Jeremy, and I'm bigger than him where it counts: my beard.

Second place, so it's more relevant than ever.

This is the camera I want to film my low-budget movies about undead teenagers and pedophile supermodels and lonely men with fictional girlfriends.

There will be a rash of people not killing themselves in protest of the movie's shittiness.