I'm offended at the lack of Stryper.

I am a black person, and I just overcame on an Asian person after he overcame on me. It was inspiring.

I'm sure the A.V. Club has done its part in that regard.

You can see my apartment building in that scene of Bridge of Spies. Come by, take a picture!

I still listen to hip-hop from 250 years ago.

Older than that. To be blunt, they're Rin Kokonoe's panties from Kodomo no Jikan.

No, the opposite of that.

I saw the first two episodes at a screening, and it is the typical brilliance of Jon Glaser and PFFR. I met Glaser and Steve Cirbus again, and Glaser personally handed me a free four-pack of Adult Swim socks.

He types these with his tongue? What dedication!

Yes, exactly what I thought. Moses' calves.

You might see him in there if you use a magnifying glass.

The putter's name is Charlene.

Considering Anakin was a slave possibly from birth and had no power, he might have felt that, given the immense power he wielded as a Jedi, he could control his life and the lives of those he loved. That characterization works within the prequels and the Clone Wars series, though the latter gives Anakin's controlling…

The repetition of the same shot/reverse shot use was another thing that RLM pointed out which I didn't notice. It's a testament to Lucas' laziness at directing the prequels that he just set up two cameras to record people sitting on a couch talking instead of using one camera, editing, and a modicum of staging.

I have to defend his acting on Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, but he shouldn't be doing drama, especially such poorly written drama as Heroes Reborn.

You can tell where one fist is when it meets its face.

So should I go down to that theater and watch Charlie Countryman with Shia? Or is it too crowded with LaBeoufheads?

The fact that Lucas calls them laser swords tells me he's not ready.

And when Annual Gift Man comes down from the moon to give practical electronics to children.

Race for Your Life definitely feels like the most mean-spirited one, not because of the actual bullies in the story but because of Peppermint Patty. It was the moment when her usual obliviousness turned into out-right spitefulness. That's why I'm a die-hard Marcie Man.