Simon H. Sing.

I was more into Ariel with her revealing midriff cradled between seashell sweetcakes and the scaly sensuality of her thick wet tail.

My three-year-old cousin was confused but delighted by that scene.

I loved Punisher: War Zone, but I did see it in an undeservedly empty theater.

Can't people of all colors, creeds, genders, and sizes be total fuckin' arse-maggots?

I have the autographs of The Mighty Boosh, the cast of Childrens Hospital, the cast of Delocated, Dave Willis, Dana Snyder, Don Hertzfeld, Michael Sinterniklaas, Doc Hammer, Jackson Publick, John Lee, and Jim Tozzi.

BEEELLLLCH!

And it has the same number of beloved Marvel characters as the show!

"If".

From what I've heard, many pedophiles distinguish themselves as "non-offending", so while they may feel strongly about a particular child, they do not act sexually upon him or her.

It's well-implied that she meets men as boys, they age as she doesn't, and sex eventually happens (presumably with her consent) that does horrible damage to her vagina. Not sure if any of them could be classified as pedos or even charged with the crime of having sex with an ancient vampire.

I respect your feelings on the morality, but I didn't see a problem with the romance. I would say Lawn Dogs walked the line more toward what you might call "wholesome" though somewhat more sexually tinged.

I can enjoy a good male butthole without raping it for four months.

I was scared by a beer commercial during the 1996 Olympics.

The Simpsons and Futurama are having a crossover later this season. You don't want to say Bender and Zoidberg all the time, right?

I could take the Toby hate because only the always rational and lucid Michael hated him (everyone else were just unimpressed and polite, because he is Toby), but all the Jerry hate is baffling especially for such a warm-hearted show like Parks and Rec.

Hertzfeldt summarized the past, present, and prolonged future of The Simpsons replete with long-gone emotional resonance replaced with meaningless catchphrases, unrecognizable characters, and shameless commercialism in a few minutes.

I met a rape joke I didn't like, and it forced itself on me.

There are two fictional characters that I know who share my name: Sideshow Raheem and Radio Raheem.

This is where the Vimeo lives.