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That's Terry Bruge-Hiplo as the Pope!

Groin-grabbingly transcendent!

You went into a church just across the way, got down on your knees, and began to pray?

The one that's just a little airborne.

There is an established future starting with Future-Drama on which they should just go whole-flying-pig.

Did the puppies survive?

*in Alabama accent* Well, hey, I got 12 seasons as well!

He died as he lived: like a dork!

Tim Harrington awarded me a urinal bottle for winning second place in a dance contest.

Usually the first woman Bond sleeps with in the movie gets killed. I can only say Licence to Kill doesn't do it, though she is still tortured and abused before Bond saves her.

I enjoy their shenanigans.

Science! What has science ever done for us? TV off.

Again, not a great track record. Might I suggest a Mystique movie?

Elektra counts, right? Not good, but it was made during this current superhero age.

Kendrick looks the part, Schall sounds it.

Dang, I knew I forgot four movies! Shameful, considering I owned all of them on VHS. Good grief.

I was just talking to myself about which comic strips have gotten the movie treatment: Dennis the Menace, Garfield (twice), Over the Hedge, Marmaduke…that's all I've got. A worse record than video game movies.

I watched the second half of this episode not realizing it was new. I remember that Dumb Starbucks thing going on, so I feel like I'm pretty cool.

I only steal great movies like A Brighter Summer Day. But if Criterion wants to release it next month, I'd be more than willing to buy it. Your move, free market.

He won't want to dance if he's full of lasagna.