I watched the following movies:

Even all those blowjobs isn't worth being a Sox fan.

I don't have a little sister, and if I did, her closet would be a better vantage point.

Pfft, I've seen naked female breasts for free. That was nine years ago, and I didn't touch them or was even very close to them. But they were in the same room with me.

My paper on gay subtext in As You Like It wishes it was at least ten pages.

Leung, hung, and ready to get the intense sexual tension on.

S.S.A.T.T. (Selling Saxaphones All the Time)

I've always wanted to see a nice lesbian awakening story for the girl in the green beret and the girl in the green glasses who are in Lisa's class.

It's not just the farts, it's the comedic timing. That's why it's okay for me to guffaw like a donkey.

I barely passed basic programming in Python. I'll stick to the farting with a shamed but smirked face.

I'm watching the second one now. It's not only boring but depressing to see Michael Gross and Diedrich Bader and Biff from BTTF in it. Don't they deserve better?

Not to mention the Internet, though many great artists live here and post their veiny masterpieces for all to behold.

Sonic Sez: Don't trust strangers. Look at pornography only with your parents' supervision.

I was a rebel; I got a shirt that said "Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true." I usually only wear it on July 4 now because of the red, white, and blue.

I'm so…SCARED!

He should never have left the barrow game.

I once used "ran afoul of an Irishman" in Scattergories.

Swedish sets can be assembled at home by anyone.

"You're my favorite Avenger!"

I just hated that Culkin was getting more ass than me.