That would explain the other stuff on your chest.

As a college student who recently took a linguistics class, this grammatical breakdown was considered inferior to the more understandable grammar tree.

The movie poster that comes with the review has two quotes: "Slapstick!" and "Thrills!". Are those positive attributes or merely nouns?

It happened to Futurama, and look where that went: somewhere else.

What will this show do to your eyes?

Sometimes a guy just wants his skin to look its yellowest.

SCIENCE, BITCHES!

Bought the OOP Criterion DVD. It was surprisingly inexpensive.

Beck-dell. I don't know how to make the sounds writing.

Talking lamps do not apply, then?

As a 27-year-old bisexual virgin, I'm open about my sexuality to the point where I need to be. There's no bisexual culture to speak of, wherein there's identifying markers or interests as in the gay and lesbian cultures, so I don't feel any pressure to fit into any community. Maybe I hang with the straights, maybe…

I just let mine come and go as it may. I think it looks damn good; someone once compared it to Stanley Kubrick's, and he was a genius.

Give it a chance, Francesco, and I think you'll like this bowl of ravioli. Mamma mia, etc.

Was that the one with the towel torture where you make someone swallow a towel and then pull it out, tearing up their stomach lining?

This was news so important that it had to be posted on Sunday, just like in the Bible maybe.

Alice: too old.

ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACK!

It is, but the writing certainly makes it better than most. I say that as a fan of the anime.

Hey, I own this one! Looks like I'm the woman now, kitty.

A Robert Rodriguez movie being juvenile and self-serving? No way, you lie.