Smellshaming is an ugly thing.

And amphetamines.

I agree with you--which subjects us to accusations of smellism.

Everyone. And Russians, don’t forget Russians. And Erdogan in Turkey.

Anyone else think Lindsay Lohan’s “chain” of disco clubs is just a money laundering front for her Emirati benefactors?

Ooh, have to share this juicy bit of shade just in from the Australian Prime Minister!

Of course a woman half my age finds me attractive and wants to sleep with me! 

The number of women I know who start bullshit vanity businesses once their kids start going to school is depressing. 

‘None of my actor friends are making money in their restaurants, so it’s impossible making money in the restaurant industry’. s/

Is there a specific sector of the banking industry called “Bored Rich White Lady Ridiculous Business Loan Department”?

These pieces are embarrassing and read like a teenager’s online beauty blog. I miss the old Jezebel. 

Basically. With some self-pity on the side.

“I won’t get my Oscar nod with all the bad press so might as well bow out.”

There is no good place to post this but I kind of need to. I lost my heart dog today, most likely to cancer. He was still kind of himself, but he had stopped eating and we couldn’t keep putting him through different ways to support him and get him to eat while he starved to death. Both my husband and I got to be home…

Every person I’ve ever known who said marriage was “too mainstream” or stupid or just a piece of paper or waiting for gay people to get married (Brangelina *COUGH* who didn't wait anyway) have gone on to get married...to other people.

Right? Get married, or don't, mazel tov! But the people who are sanctimonious about their decision are the worst. 

“They’re never going to get married because they think marriage is too mainstream,” the source said.

“When you’re young, you don’t question. When you’re young, you’re like, ‘I gotta be tough. I gotta be, like, down to really perform, and if that means they need me to go this extra mile [I will]…’ People take advantage of that. People have always taken advantage of that.”

It looks like she’s wearing two separate engagement rings.  It’s not cohesive at all.