batwaynebruceman
Batwayne Bruceman
batwaynebruceman

sounds like you are projecting as well as being very judgement and full of yourself. I imagine not many people like you, whether they admit it to you or not. Very toxic.

Whenever I read the words “Symbiote Suit” I’m reminded of seeing Spider-Man 3 in theaters and when the symbiote appeared hearing a guy tell his girlfriend it was the “Ambient Suit.”

I recognize that Fortnite has been basically the biggest thing in gaming for years and these kinds of crossovers are effectively the equivalent of kids smashing their action figures together, but at the same time it feels really weird having Miles Morales run around with a machine gun and shooting people in the face.

Yep. The difference between “gamers” (the average joe, who just buys & plays games, the vast majority of the market), or “gamers” (the vocal screamers on forums, who think they represent the majority but don’t remotely).

Well, there’s always games that came out a month ago instead of release day. Or a year later. Gasoline expires, games don’t.

Seriously. Gamers have worse self control than drug addicts. Thousands upon thousands of amazing games out there, and yet they will bitch and complain about how shitty something is WHILE GIVING THEM THEIR MONEY. which as we all know, is the only thing corporations care about.

Look, I’m all for consumer rights, and for telling corporations to **** themselves. But it is honestly stupidly amazing we’ve managed to hold the line at $60 for so long, and $70 is probably honestly overdue.

Uh, you know not buying the fucking games is a choice right?

And if you are gonna sensationalize the headline, you might as well do it like “Man Jailed After Beating Neighbor with Pokemon Cards, Was Super Effective”

The headlines around here have gotten so bad.

So, just to correct the headline, he beat the guy to death with a piece of wood, not Pokemon cards.

If you’re just going to kill yourself, do that first. 

Bullshit. When Robert Downey Jr and Tom Holland improv entire scenes as Iron Man and Spider-Man, they are considered sooper-geniuses.

This girl does it and she’s mocked by the mediocre.

This feels like a bad take.

I tried but...this is way too much energy and way too many words over a few voicelines that like...aren’t even bad? And doesn’t in any way suggest that her relationship with food has any broader implications.

My mind is blown. That was probably fifteen hundred words about how stereotypes and attitudes about fat people are being promoted by...a character that isn’t fat.

I just finished this last night. It was really touching and sweet. Aloy’s got a bit of a little sister thing with me (NOT in the pornhub way :P ) where I see a lot of the same social awkwardness in her character along with her earnestness, and seeing her learn to trust and enjoy someone on a personal level, knowing

Hmm wonder what the venn diagram of the review bombers and the dudes mad about Aloy’s peach fuzz looks like

I like reading about how games personally affect people so this is right up my alley.

This reads like one of the older, more high-effort Kotaku articles. It’s well written and engaging and has an emotional anchor to the author. I don’t really care about Elden Ring but I enjoyed this immensely.