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It’s a relic from another age that I hope never goes missing.

Venting on the internet is always welcome. :)

I’m a freshman in college right now, and I think (happily) that I may actually be one of the last years of students to be video game shamed. Anybody I know that’s still in high school approaches video games so casually, so regularly, in class, at home, that it’s just become normal for them. It’s pretty awesome. I’m

This. This shit is the exact reason I still come to this site. Well done, Luke. You got a quality piece here.

Dude, you’re not special because you hate Peyton. He’s a solid QB, a very decent person (relative to football players in general) and has generally earned his fame. He didn’t make MVP. Stop acting like a petulant child and just let the man be a legend.

;)

Hip-hop is part of black culture? Well, you taught this white man a thing or two tonight. I honestly never thought of that until you said it. It makes sense though.

Unlikely. They’re confident because they know there’s no *evidence.

Dammit. I had such high hopes. For the lulz, naturally.

off-topic but how funny would it be for a dude to cosplay as Sheik someday? I just think that would be hilarious. “Wait, you thought the girl you thought was a dude actually turned out to be a dude? Dang, now my poor boner is even more confused.”

That was my favorite. Friggin gorgeous. I want that game. I WANT THAT GAME NOW.

This is one of the nicer discussions I’ve had about politics. I like it when the internet becomes a nicer place! I’m about to say a lot of words that may or may not be cohesive. Also possibly offensive as we delve into the finer points of politics. I very much like you. I’ll try to tl;dr it at the bottom so if you

Heh, I always wore ‘repubtard’ as a badge of honor. Yeah, both sides are pretty awful. I guess I just view a Cruz/Rubio ticket as a little bit less awful than a Sanders/Clinton ticket. I shudder at the thought of either, to be honest. It’s like asking me which STD I dislike more.

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“The republicans are not reasonable human beings anymore”

Haha how did I not think of #sandersisters? Yeah, it was late, I was frustrated with physics, and it seemed hilarious at the time. And if you heard the amount of jokes I make at the expense of my roommate’s dong, I hope you would be a little less angry ;)

What exactly is the female equivalent of #BernieBros? #BoobiesForBernie? I’m sure that’s offensive, somehow. Oh, fuck it all. #BoobiesForBernie is the best I could come up with in between physics and calculus homeworks at an ungodly hour of the night to be doing those things.

That’s fair, but you can’t deny how eerily similar the two crazies of the primaries are. Both are fringe, far too conservative/liberal for their respective parties, and are drawing massive voters through extremely unconventional politics. The only real difference is that Bernie is legitimately a good person (even if I

So, he’s pulling a Trump. Guys. Guys. C’mon.
(And gals too. I guess.)

The gameplay trailers have given me enough to get moderately hyped on, but until we get more information I absolutely agree with you.