A clarification: “dominus obsequious sororium” is not Latin for “master over the slave women”. It’s pseudo-Latin (event worse than “Romanes eunt domus”).

I’m happy to do it for the ladies without expecting it in return....

I’ve known girls who really hated this attitude. I don’t really get anything out of it personally, but I do it because I understand it feels good and want to give as much pleasure as I get.

Saw that in the article, immediately scrolled down to make sure this had been posted.

The best solution would be to suffocate your roommates with plastic bags over their heads while they sleep. But you didn’t hear that from me.

Dear Patrick, PETA kills dogs and cats. They have not enough money to feed them. They are a bad place. Humane society is awesome, but PETA is shit. They only rescue animals for publicity, then let them starve. 

PETA is not interested in helping pets; do not contact them unless you’re okay with PETA killing them.

Oh Chloe.... nooooo....

It’s part of an overall dislike of the costume redesign they did for the New 52 where his costume looks more and more like either armor or a super-rigid onesie. An armored Superman seems inherently wrong for the character to me. The red briefs are also borrowed from what seems to have inspired the original look of the…

I would mock this but I got in a near-screaming argument the other day about the importance of Superman’s red briefs returning to the costume so I have no room to mock.

If you go on a date with someone and it turns out you’re not interested for whatever reason, but they seem like a decent enough person, then please just send a “thanks but no thanks” type of text— especially if they follow up. Unless the person you went on a date with has really a... concerning personality (aka serial…

And some real bellends.

...to you, apparently. To others- who knows?

People will show up at the theater and there’s no movie and the only thing to eat is a half bag of stale raisinettes someone found on the floor.

1. Promote festival you can’t possibly deliver on. Then instead of fleeing the country, hang around to see how it plays out.

Because guys will excuse any atrocious behavior in other guys as long as they’re not personally affected by it. My friend knows I despises Dave for many many reasons but continues to invite him to game night.

I didn’t read that comment as saying uncircumcised men were a fetish category more that you’d have to use that kindof site if you’re going to be that specific and personal on your dating requirements?

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

“How does one provide a space to explore sometimes darker fantasies without propagating unhealthy ideas about relationships?”

It honestly depends on what you're going for (and assuming your personal sleep cycle is 90 minutes—it can vary for individuals). If you're going for pure rest—that is, making your body more functional by getting all the possible benefits from sleep—then go to bed right away. If you're going for restedness—that is,…