True story, my mom once threatened a woman at a donut shop because they didn't have any donuts. She had stopped smoking and stopped taking her prozac and the lady at the local donut shop said they didn't have any plain glazed donuts. She almost leaped across the counter and said, "What do you mean you don't have any…

If you carry a gun into a bar, that's a felony.

A friend of mine from couldn't get his "DAY TRPR" license plate approved because they said it was "drug related." He explained to them that a day trip is going on a short vacation rather than a drug reference and they wouldn't have any of it.

Are you being a troll or deliberately obtuse? The New Jersey DMV had no problem denying "8theist" even though "atheist" doesn't sound like "eight-theist" phonetically.

Don't front. Dalits aren't coming over on student or H1-B visas and sending their children to win spelling bees. You may be able to fool the whites on here but you ain't fooling me, who dated many a Desi back in the day.

So I told that teachin lady, the only three letters I needs to know is "U-S-A."

My Meemaw, rest her soul, had a sit down talk with me when I was 14. She told me, "Battery, it's a man's world, you come from a poor family in a bad neighborhood, and you're brown. You're going to have to fight for every penny you get. The world won't hand it to you."

Says the person who probably already mutilated their body with a tattoo or piercing. Deuteronomy says you're going to hell. It's also the same book that says Mr. Koshka will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven because he had testicular cancer.

I'm from Houston and lived in the suburbs back when they were rural farmland. Your friend is right. They don't like Jews or Muslims either.

Aryan in the modern day more accurately refers to a subset of Indo-Iranian languages that include Pashto and Dari. In ancient times they were a Persian tribe that invaded northern India/Nepal and settled there. It's one of the reasons why Hitler sent a bunch of people experienced in phrenology to northern India to…

Ugh, read how people get Medicare and get back to me.

When more insurance starts covering SRS as a result of Medicare covering SRS, then there will be more doctors to specialize in the surgery. This will be a slow process.

I'll protect mine and my own. I'll return the passive aggression: try not to get victimized by some creep while on your anti-self defense high horse. I'm sure the cops will protect you.

You didn't say anything that was factually incorrect, but your conclusions are wrong. Iran had a huge shortage of males after the Iran-Iraq War and incentivized women to 1. have more babies, and 2. get an education because a good chunk of the male workforce was dead. Ayatollah "it's ok to rape a sheep to control…

My parents swear up and down that Sesame Street taught me how to read when I was 2. By the time they had learned I was able to read—through the stereotypical child humiliating their parents, by asking extremely loudly in the supermarket line after seeing a National Inquirer, "Mom, why is Wynonna Judd a lesbian?"—I…

My IB program was disproportionately minority and I assured you not one of us dropped out. A good chunk of the people in the program, including the whites, went on to blue collar pursuits. Except for the kids whose parents were making 100k a year off the bat, none of us went to Ivy League schools. We weren't told…

Male professors won't mentor and people won't include you in their study groups (people who may help you find a job later).

Don't hate because your loser self got busted, troll.

I'm a gun owner to PROTECT myself from people like him, not BECAUSE I'm like him. I was stalked for 6 months after I broke it off with my ex-boyfriend, who threatened to kill me if he saw me on the street.

I read this and thought of the South Park episode where Randy Marsh and his anger management group goes on a rampage at a FedEx because the federal government-approved penis size chart was demeaning to their wee-wees.