I don’t want people to see the fucking pipes of my toilet. I don’t want them to see how I’m making the sausage.

He makes his own reality with the power of Magic! But not the same magic that cunt Grant Morrison uses!!!

Gaiman is one of the few comic book writers who managed to adapt to the realities of the TV/movie industry. (Unlike... say... Alan Moore.)

Literally one of the top three non-cinema adaptations of any DC/Vertigo property ever made. If they aren’t picking this one up — why bother making any more at all...?

I’ll let you be the judge:

I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m surprised it doesn’t sexualize anyone since the movie's own marketing material said it could best be described as "horny".

I feel like this is the one time where the A.V. Club’s snark would have been appropriate. I don’t know why it’s missing because everyone involved is fucking stupid and deserves to be laughed at.

Lotta crickets from the terfs who will "always stand up to defend women and girls". 

Haven’t watched much of the show yet but this news makes me excited because it sounds like they are going to embrace Sandman’s partial anthology aspect where sometimes the comic would just tell one off stories that just involved Morpheus or another Endless or just even aspects of the idea of what a dream is.    I hope…

Funny story - my dad was in Denver on business from Atlanta back in the days before Coors was sold east of the Mississippi. Like any enterprising guy he put a couple of sixpacks in his checked suitcase, which exploded in flight.  It came around the carousel leaving a trail of frosty goodness behind it.  None survived,…

I already saw a documentary about the greatest beer run ever...

Ideas about drama.... Anyway, this is literally how I know who he is...

Pretty sure most of us haven’t met Florence Pugh, but we’re all obsessed with her nipples and sex life.

I find myself deeply invested in the relationship between these two people I don’t know and will never meet.

I mean that’s a funny, pointed post and she was very much in the right. The responses she got from Black Twitter were disgusting, and it’s nuts they caped for a dude displaying toxic behavior instead of a biracial woman, often using her biracialness against her (someone called her an Arnold Palmer child). Just further…

I’m not in her brain, but it seems to me that she was drawing attention to the slap by comparing it to all the superficial Hollywood things that usually happen at things like that.

Bold of her to have opinions about violence when she was the one who pushed Alexander Skarsgård down a staircase!

Probably wise. I remember having a moment of panic during the Casey Anthony trial when her Google searches were entered into the evidence and realized that my habit of going down “now that I think about it, I don’t know” rabbit holes had, in the previous months, included “where does one get chloroform” and “how long…

Always plead “not guilty” at the first appearance, unless the state is offering a good deal. There are possible defenses, like “not guilty by reason of mental disease, disorder, or defect”. A lawyer will always want a “not guilty” plea in order to get police reports and other documents that could lead to evidence…

“A preliminary law enforcement review of Matar’s social media accounts shows he is sympathetic to Shia extremism and Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps causes, a law enforcement person with direct knowledge of the investigation told NBC News.” But that’s probably a coincidence.