“Niger" was an answer on Jeopardy tonight, which could have been close to another word, so everyone involved is racist.

Yea, but running a sub 4 mile in high school and going on to set a world record would be a pretty interesting story

South Jersey guy currently exiled to NC. This is 100% correct.

“They really are grifters. It's just like that 3 game stretch that the Celtics had in '86, combined with the last twenty minutes of Karate Kid Part II. I asked my buddy J-bug about it, but he was playing blackjack. Yup, these are my readers."

The problem is that The Founder was really good

RESPECT THE LEGEND JABRONI!!!!

I thought that was the Mario Bros movie

If I spawned Boebert, I'd take the Midnight Express out of town too.

We both work at universities. Full time jobs are hard to come by

Peffect. Starting at the beginning of June, my wife and I will be living several hours apart due to work. 

I feel old. The last time I cared who a celebrity was around in their free time, it was Phil Hartman.

I literally read "wooder ice." God I miss Philly.

“Results of the flash poll showed that 31%of Gen Z describe cow’s milk as “basic/uncool””

Ugh...Austrians.

My apologies. I will stay on my farm where I grow...you know, never mind what I grow here.

I think I recognize your name, so Fuck You in the Face

No no no no no. Danny Masterson is most likely a rapist, but if you're going to use things said and done by a character that an actor plays to impugn an actor, than Ralph Fiennes should be locked in solitary.

Meanwhile in Philadelphia...

Fuck, I'd love a Tom Waits biopic. Not about his actual life, but the life that his character lived. How has Jim Jarmusch not made this?

He's no Cate Blanchett