80% of people should be wearing masks in public. Not even to stop spread of disease (although that's an added benefit). We just have too many uggos.

Think how little an average person knows about your area of expertise? Why do we think that’s different for anything else? All of us have one, maybe two things that we should be listened to on, and other than that we’re all idiots that just know how to stay our of our way.

Somewhere there is a white publisher thinking about doing the same thing to Roots. This could get real bad, real quick.

Freudian slip there. Chris Brown probably deserved to get slapped.

Years ago, I read an article about Columbine that suggested that maybe the threat of school shooting would stop bullying. I don’t know why I just thought of that.

What are you implying? Diana Moskovitz wrote amazing stuff about rampant sexual assault in sports. And then Spanfelder nuked the comment section and all the writers resigned because they wouldn't "stick to sports."

The burden of proof should never be on the defendant, regardless of crime

I maintain the reason nobody has died in the NFL/NBA/NHL/MLB is not because of safety, but how quickly medical personal gets to them. A hockey player literally had his throat slashed a few years ago, another player had his heart stop while sitting on the bench. It's just because the trainers are really fucking good.

The WNBA literally just lined up to praise and support a player that committed domestic violence

Honestly, because you put that image in my head, I want to sue you.

As a fellow white Italian, someday we’ll show up in TV shows as educated, law-abiding helpful citizens. Probably about the time my uncle gets out of jail.

Ooh, Big Fan was wonderful. Patton Oswalt was excellent in that. And when the script calls for "most obnoxious person in the known universe," dammit, you have to go get Michael Rappaport.

That is 100% it. I coach college track. I have NEVER seen an actor run fast naturally. Non-athletes have an idea of what it should look like, and most people have no idea the difference.

Damm kids complaining about the Grammy's being irrelevant without even knowing who Jethro Tull is.

Go Birds

Well, under the right circumstances, you can make more money with a flop than a hit.

Me. The track coach that needs to transport hurdles, blocks, hammers, javelins, shots, and discs back and forth to the track several miles away.

Lenny Montana deserves some mention here.

Outside of Tyler Mane, who was a very forgettable wrestler, I can think of any who even got to play the muscle-bound heavy more than once.

This is one of the three strangest erections I’ve ever had