I used to play ball with this guy. He was a real fuckup, but the dude could play. Looking at him - you wouldn't even guess that he was baller, because he was only like 5-11 and a jump shooter. He had a funny release on his shot but sometimes he was just money. He could be real streaky but man was he good.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Motorola Droid Club 4ever

Motorola Droooiiiiiid, son!

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

Yeah they'll definitely be stuck in a rut without him, and Thunder nation will undoubtedly suffer from depression.

Yep, those dreams will just sink whole.

Winter basketball

If Westbrook craters because of this injury, it's going to put a dent in OKC's playoff hopes.

You obviously aren't familiar with the rampant stupidity and inferiority complex that permeates College Station. They're delusional enough to think that they truly do run the state and that their team is better than it was when it was still 6-6/7-5 in the Big 12. Regardless, if running the state is about money, they…

Goddam Matriachy.

IT'S NOT YOUR WATCH YOU HAVEN'T BLOGGED SHIT TODAY GET OUT OF THE COMMENT SECTION WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON RIGHT NOW

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

As a current Chicago resident - a member a wonderful city currently being haunted by both the witch who hexed Derrick Rose's paper knee and a brutal cold spell - I can say that I got out of bed and greeted the day with the same flinty stoicism and mega-sized joint that I do every day.

DRose slips on said water, tears tendon.

Every Rose has its torn...meniscus

See?! Those new timing rules are already making baseball go by much faster.

Another solution would be to light the batter and pitcher on fire, then they'd want to move pretty quickly I'd think.

Deadspin Staff: Hey Marchman, you gonna turn into Craggs now that you're editor and stop posting your own stuff?