Personally, I hope they keep the name. It adds character and tradition, as well as shedding light on a great ethnic heritage of the world. And I say this not only as an individual, but also as a fellow high school sports fan, proud Southern Californian, and athletic director of the Encino Airstrikes.

I don't understand why someone would want to attend one of these gimmicky, PR-driven breakfasts in the first place. I mean, how many things can you cook with gum?

I think everybody that's our age, my age, hopefully understands that it's not OK. It's not good. It's not good for you. And these kids do it on a daily basis and a yearly basis … and it's a real problem out there. Use has just increased so very much. It's growing like w... it's out of control.

[merp]

Maybe Brown didn't read the washing instructions. Anyone that owns a redshirt knows not to mix it with whites.

Typical weasel Goodell bullshit- announces new penalties for battering after cake season.

"Additionally, we're going to take away the 2015 2nd and 4th round draft picks of the New England Patriots just to be safe, and also suspend Michael Vick for the season because he probably did something bad. Also, everyone reading this letter is fined $40,000."

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.

This marks the first time a Fedora didn't just blame everything on women.

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

It's not fiction, but Devil in the White City is awesome and would be a fun and/or terrifying read for someone who just moved to Chicago.

Greetings fellow Chicagoan (well, suburbs. But I used to work there until I got let go, those bastards) been reading Greg Iles lately. Pretty decent.

So it just clicked today that college football starts in a week (well, 6 days if we want to count an ESPNU game featuring one of my hometown's colleges). A&M v South Carolina. Boise State v Ole Miss. Rutgers v Washington State. Some pretty good match-ups compared to the previous years.

"He thought about it and thought about it," Updyke's wife, Elva, said. "And then he thought more about it, and a little more. He thought a lot about it, I think." Elva continued, "I mean, he seemed to be thinking about it for a long time. He didn't move for, like, days, and then we checked his pulse after he started…

+1 So stupid, but I laughed anyway.

Texas Athletic Director Channels Donald Sterling

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I can't really fault Steve for thinking this way. It's just in his nature. It would be more obvious, but his family shortened their last name when they came to America because the locals had trouble pronouncing Patyourselfonthebackerson.

To be fair, even the NFL won't allow Vince Young to profit from his own likeness.

Maybe his girl can teach him, she knows all about ex's and oh's.