I got the original Motorola Droid in summer of 2010, shortly before the iPhone came to Verizon. I was the first of my friends to get a non-Blackberry smart phone and I felt like such a badass. Kept it for a full four years until I finally upgraded to the Droid 4, which died a really tragic death around this time last…

I mustache how long it took him to grow that thing.

The whole thing just seems a bit hollow to me

You know men have severely increased chances of being colorblind when compared to women...feminist conspiracy, perhaps?

Most of us already were tbh

A TIP FOR ANYONE WHOSE CHILD WANTS A BUILD-A-BEAR PARTY: They are a trap. Don't do it. You will be guaranteed multiple meltdowns, other parents will feel inadequate when their spawn brings back a bear that costs one hundred fucktillion dollars, and there is a 100% chance that the lovingly-prepared custom stuffed…

This is so dumb +1

DougExeter ruined Deadspin

i don't know but did you rinse the rice?

+1

Gonna disagree on this one. It takes so much of the pressure off if a guy buys my drink from across the bar—I can go say hi if I want, OR I can keep my seat far away from him and enjoy my free drink. Nine times out of ten, I'mwilling to say hi. If I'm not, again, there is a large barrier of metaphorical wood and…

In this weather it's not surprising to see broken dams at Aqueduct

Remember: Asking a girl her height-weight ratio off the bat is, while comical, not a good way to get her to play

Why do Deadspin writers hate things that are good like cereal and bed & breakfasts?

You are so wrong on this I can't even wrap my head around it. Just, like, the objective wrongest.

You're staying at the wrong bed & breakfasts then

Goddammit Jay

My mom ended up having to straight-up refinish the tub, it was that bad.

I have a story about Lush bath bombs that involves a large vintage claw-footed tub, copious amounts of glitter, an exploded candle, and my mom suffering a solid fifteen minute period of anger-induced aphasia. Lush bath bombs are awful, and don't even make you (or your bath) smell that good.

+1 you moron