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Nice to know Chicago's not the only team struggling to bear down this season

White people everywhere are outraged at this blatant display of race discrimination.

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Reporting on horse painkillers in the NFL seems a bit ad-hock to me.

The problem is that no one even recognizes him these days.

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I very firmly believe in my heart that separate bathrooms and invite-only spaces save relationships. I base this off of the fact that one time I had a small tin of body glitter explode all over my boyfriend's bathroom one morning and not only did he sparkle in the sun like a Twilight vampire for the next three weeks,…

Many people on this website and on twitter dot com would claim that my my rompers are the most regrettable items I wear. Those people would be wrong. Rompers are the best.

I knew there was something fishy going on at ESPN corporate

It certainly always reminded me of my mom, especially as I got older and realized just how much she sacrificed for my brother and I growing up. Even now that I'm mostly-grownup and living on my own, she still does all sorts of little things for me (and not so little ones, like driving a giant truck full of furniture…

That said, Bulls fans aren't exactly looking forward to the day when Rose manages to finally catch a break.

"I'll... have to politely ask to put on my sunglasses"

Hey now, those students worked hard for that BS.

This woman's just asking to get murdered.

Charlie Checkpoints sees everything

This makes sense, the NFL loves to use horse tranquilizers on players taken off the field.

Aren't these the same guys who are always complaining about frigid bitches?

This boy is clearly not a Volunteer

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